1 00:01:09,759 --> 00:01:13,980 Say, uh, Russ, you want to help your old man put the finishing touches on the 2 00:01:13,980 --> 00:01:14,980 Christmas tree? 3 00:01:16,700 --> 00:01:20,780 Uh, you know what? I would, Dad, but it looks like you've got it all handled, 4 00:01:20,900 --> 00:01:22,700 and I just wouldn't want to ruin it. 5 00:01:30,520 --> 00:01:31,520 Eh, nonsense. 6 00:01:32,760 --> 00:01:33,760 How about you, Audrey? 7 00:01:34,840 --> 00:01:38,700 You want to help your old dad put some finishing touches on the Christmas tree? 8 00:01:40,140 --> 00:01:44,040 I would, but I'm afraid that'd be too lame. 9 00:01:58,160 --> 00:02:01,580 Now's our chance. Let's go to the Christmas party at Brad's house. 10 00:02:01,900 --> 00:02:06,520 Okay, but... What about Dad? 11 00:02:07,120 --> 00:02:10,180 He's going to be so unhappy if the whole family's gone for Christmas. 12 00:02:11,380 --> 00:02:13,500 It's not like we're his real family anyways. 13 00:02:14,160 --> 00:02:17,920 Besides, Cousin Eddie has been a major creep lately. 14 00:02:18,480 --> 00:02:22,060 And we've been cooped up in the house all Christmas break. 15 00:02:22,320 --> 00:02:23,320 We're adults. 16 00:02:23,440 --> 00:02:24,780 And I want to get fucked. 17 00:02:25,140 --> 00:02:26,140 Shut up. 18 00:02:26,180 --> 00:02:27,700 You're going to wake up Grandpa. 19 00:02:28,220 --> 00:02:29,420 I want to get fucked. 20 00:02:29,760 --> 00:02:31,340 Okay, then fuck me. 21 00:02:31,900 --> 00:02:32,900 Ew! 22 00:02:34,220 --> 00:02:35,220 Gross! 23 00:02:44,650 --> 00:02:45,970 Well, what is it, Sparky? 24 00:02:46,490 --> 00:02:47,870 I just don't get it, Ellen. 25 00:02:48,770 --> 00:02:52,010 I can't seem to get the kids engaged in the Christmas spirit. 26 00:02:53,070 --> 00:02:55,330 They're not the same as when we first adopted them. 27 00:02:57,390 --> 00:03:01,550 Well, if there's anything that I know, it's that your Christmas spirit is 28 00:03:01,550 --> 00:03:02,550 contagious. 29 00:03:03,110 --> 00:03:07,710 Now, get over there and spread that holiday of cheer across Russ and 30 00:03:07,710 --> 00:03:08,710 faces. 31 00:03:24,330 --> 00:03:26,150 I can't believe I'm missing this fucking party right now. 32 00:03:27,170 --> 00:03:32,430 What is so wrong with missing just one party out of the entire year? You don't 33 00:03:32,430 --> 00:03:33,430 understand. 34 00:03:33,690 --> 00:03:37,870 Brian invited a ton of whores tonight, and I wanted to be one of them. 35 00:03:38,470 --> 00:03:41,090 He's probably ball -deep in some bimbo right now. 36 00:03:41,930 --> 00:03:46,030 I mean, you could still be one of those bimbos. 37 00:03:49,250 --> 00:03:50,790 What the hell are you doing? 38 00:03:51,230 --> 00:03:52,870 You said you wanted to get fucked. 39 00:03:53,579 --> 00:03:54,579 Ew! Gross! 40 00:03:55,040 --> 00:03:56,320 Not by my brother! 41 00:03:57,080 --> 00:04:00,980 Look, I had to miss out on all those words too, okay? 42 00:04:01,540 --> 00:04:05,300 So, why don't you take off your top real quick and let me jerk off for a minute. 43 00:04:08,520 --> 00:04:09,520 Come on. 44 00:04:11,020 --> 00:04:12,020 I don't know. 45 00:04:13,140 --> 00:04:14,320 You're not that - 46 00:04:25,200 --> 00:04:26,200 What's the matter, honey? 47 00:04:27,000 --> 00:04:28,000 The presents. 48 00:04:28,060 --> 00:04:30,420 I can't remember where I put them. 49 00:04:30,840 --> 00:04:33,100 Oh, well, didn't you put them in Audrey's room? 50 00:04:36,860 --> 00:04:38,460 I know. I should go check. 51 00:04:47,860 --> 00:04:50,940 I can't believe I'm actually doing this. 52 00:05:04,170 --> 00:05:05,170 Take the top off, too? 53 00:05:07,590 --> 00:05:08,590 A bra? 54 00:05:10,170 --> 00:05:11,170 Fine. 55 00:05:19,310 --> 00:05:20,310 Well? 56 00:05:28,090 --> 00:05:31,630 Sorry, they're fucking great. I don't know if you're tits. 57 00:05:33,160 --> 00:05:34,160 You wanna suck it? 58 00:05:34,260 --> 00:05:35,260 Ew. 59 00:05:35,520 --> 00:05:36,740 Don't be so gross. 60 00:05:37,480 --> 00:05:39,340 Come on. Just real quick. 61 00:05:43,020 --> 00:05:44,020 Fine. 62 00:05:44,460 --> 00:05:47,320 I didn't think it'd be sucking your cock on Christmas. 63 00:05:55,080 --> 00:05:56,080 What the hell? 64 00:05:56,840 --> 00:05:58,360 It's not the spirit of Christmas. 65 00:06:03,470 --> 00:06:04,470 Fine. 66 00:07:30,220 --> 00:07:31,220 What are you doing? 67 00:07:32,300 --> 00:07:35,460 Nothing. Just teasing off a little bit. 68 00:07:38,160 --> 00:07:40,040 Is that a boner? 69 00:09:16,390 --> 00:09:17,390 Thank you. 70 00:11:22,970 --> 00:11:24,690 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 71 00:19:11,630 --> 00:19:12,630 Yes! 72 00:28:57,439 --> 00:28:58,860 Right there. 73 00:30:41,450 --> 00:30:45,190 Well, I was excited because Danny was a new addition to the family. 74 00:30:45,570 --> 00:30:49,190 The wedding went off great, and I had high hopes for her. 75 00:30:49,430 --> 00:30:50,930 We had a great day. 76 00:30:51,170 --> 00:30:52,670 The wedding was perfect. 77 00:30:53,390 --> 00:30:56,870 But the problem started that night, the moment we got home. 78 00:30:57,890 --> 00:31:03,170 My mom had told me what to expect on the wedding night, but I didn't really 79 00:31:03,170 --> 00:31:04,170 know. 80 00:32:28,240 --> 00:32:29,240 Whoop! 81 00:34:13,670 --> 00:34:14,670 There's something wrong. 82 00:34:15,770 --> 00:34:16,770 No. 83 00:34:17,130 --> 00:34:21,230 I'm just being a good wife like my mom told me to. 84 00:34:25,650 --> 00:34:28,030 I just, I don't think this is working. 85 00:34:29,030 --> 00:34:32,510 Let me get Bunny in here to help you out. 86 00:34:33,469 --> 00:34:34,469 Okay. 87 00:34:48,950 --> 00:34:51,090 Well, Bunny never acted that way. 88 00:34:52,010 --> 00:34:56,050 She was perfect from the get -go. 89 00:34:57,290 --> 00:35:00,910 When Charles told me about the night of the wedding, he suggested I help out. 90 00:35:00,930 --> 00:35:02,690 You know, give Danny some pointers. 91 00:35:04,330 --> 00:35:07,510 So, our husband told me there's a little problem. 92 00:35:08,590 --> 00:35:12,450 No, sister, I can do this. 93 00:35:13,630 --> 00:35:17,470 You know, a woman's wedding night can be very daunting. 94 00:35:18,190 --> 00:35:19,650 Especially if she's not experienced. 95 00:35:22,050 --> 00:35:25,190 This isn't a contest, you know. We both want the same thing. 96 00:35:25,570 --> 00:35:27,250 A nice, happy family. 97 00:35:28,190 --> 00:35:29,470 Let me go get Charles. 98 00:35:37,010 --> 00:35:38,050 So is she all set? 99 00:35:40,930 --> 00:35:43,070 I think I can do this. 100 00:35:47,310 --> 00:35:48,790 Why don't you show me how you kiss him? 101 00:35:49,750 --> 00:35:50,750 Okay. 102 00:35:54,150 --> 00:35:59,470 Oh, well, I think there's some room for improvement there. Why don't I show you? 103 00:36:00,130 --> 00:36:01,130 Okay. 104 00:36:05,090 --> 00:36:05,570 Why 105 00:36:05,570 --> 00:36:13,310 don't 106 00:36:13,310 --> 00:36:14,310 you try again? 107 00:36:14,430 --> 00:36:15,430 Okay. 108 00:36:21,890 --> 00:36:25,310 better. Here, you can put your hand down here, too. 109 00:36:25,530 --> 00:36:26,530 Start to get him excited. 110 00:36:28,250 --> 00:36:29,930 Like, um, like that? 111 00:36:30,270 --> 00:36:32,550 Yeah, and you can keep kissing him, too, okay? 112 00:36:36,910 --> 00:36:38,330 Yeah, and take your time. 113 00:36:38,530 --> 00:36:40,370 Just be essential with it. 114 00:36:41,130 --> 00:36:42,950 See, he's always enjoying it. 115 00:36:51,980 --> 00:36:52,538 That's it. 116 00:36:52,540 --> 00:36:53,900 You just want to please them. 117 00:36:54,160 --> 00:36:55,520 Keep the family happy. 118 00:37:01,600 --> 00:37:08,540 You can get it 119 00:37:08,540 --> 00:37:09,540 out now, too. 120 00:37:10,140 --> 00:37:11,140 Okay. 121 00:37:11,460 --> 00:37:14,000 Let her do it. She needs practice, honey. 122 00:37:30,800 --> 00:37:31,800 Yeah. 123 00:37:32,340 --> 00:37:34,300 I think she's a quick learner. 124 00:37:36,820 --> 00:37:41,640 You just put your whole hand on it. Don't be shy. 125 00:37:43,680 --> 00:37:50,300 There you go. 126 00:37:57,240 --> 00:37:58,280 That's better. 127 00:38:07,760 --> 00:38:08,760 I don't know what. 128 00:38:11,280 --> 00:38:15,200 Well, honey, why don't you get on the bed, I think. 129 00:38:16,700 --> 00:38:17,700 Okay. 130 00:38:18,440 --> 00:38:19,440 It'll be fine. 131 00:38:39,120 --> 00:38:40,120 Are you ready? 132 00:38:41,620 --> 00:38:44,440 I think so. Just show me how you do it. 133 00:38:44,980 --> 00:38:46,320 Just give it a shot. 134 00:38:50,360 --> 00:38:56,580 Well... Then we'll start with... Here. 135 00:38:57,740 --> 00:38:59,240 Why don't I show you? 136 00:39:00,260 --> 00:39:01,960 And then... Okay. 137 00:39:15,630 --> 00:39:18,790 wet with your mouth and just, you know, put it all over. 138 00:39:20,390 --> 00:39:22,230 Oh, wow. 139 00:39:25,790 --> 00:39:27,570 You're really good at that. 140 00:39:28,030 --> 00:39:30,750 The most important part, watch your teeth. 141 00:39:31,290 --> 00:39:33,550 You don't want to hurt it. It's very precious. 142 00:39:34,530 --> 00:39:35,530 No teeth. 143 00:39:39,430 --> 00:39:41,250 Here, why don't you try now? 144 00:39:42,150 --> 00:39:44,560 Just... Put your mouth on it. It'll be fine. 145 00:39:44,940 --> 00:39:46,000 Okay, fine. 146 00:39:48,800 --> 00:39:49,738 That's it. 147 00:39:49,740 --> 00:39:51,080 Keep going. 148 00:39:51,480 --> 00:39:53,120 And keep it nice and wet. 149 00:39:55,220 --> 00:39:56,360 Like this? 150 00:39:57,160 --> 00:39:59,160 Okay, better. 151 00:40:02,480 --> 00:40:04,920 Now keep going. 152 00:40:05,460 --> 00:40:07,880 Just being, you can go a bit deeper. 153 00:40:21,070 --> 00:40:23,870 You lick it and suck on it. 154 00:40:24,430 --> 00:40:26,530 You know, have fun with it. 155 00:40:28,030 --> 00:40:29,030 Okay. 156 00:40:29,650 --> 00:40:30,770 Here you go. 157 00:41:12,720 --> 00:41:16,120 I think you did a great job. 158 00:41:20,600 --> 00:41:21,600 teacher. 159 00:42:08,610 --> 00:42:09,890 Yeah, perfect. 160 00:42:11,170 --> 00:42:12,990 I told you you'd learn quickly. 161 00:42:14,870 --> 00:42:16,210 She's gonna get good. 162 00:42:16,530 --> 00:42:18,130 She is, really. 163 00:42:21,360 --> 00:42:22,740 Thank you for teaching me. 164 00:42:23,080 --> 00:42:26,340 I just love making our family nice and happy. 165 00:42:27,500 --> 00:42:28,720 Whatever it takes. 166 00:42:35,380 --> 00:42:37,640 Here, why don't we kiss your ass? 167 00:42:38,320 --> 00:42:41,820 I want to show off your cute little body. 168 00:43:24,340 --> 00:43:27,140 I've never seen that before. 169 00:43:27,620 --> 00:43:31,720 Well, you know how it is with your wife. We just share everything. 170 00:43:33,340 --> 00:43:35,860 Don't worry, nudity is perfectly natural. 171 00:43:42,960 --> 00:43:45,500 Am I still doing this alright? 172 00:43:45,760 --> 00:43:50,660 You're doing perfect, but I think we have something else to show you now. 173 00:43:51,500 --> 00:43:53,320 Honey, why don't you fuck me? 174 00:43:53,880 --> 00:43:54,880 Come here. 175 00:44:04,330 --> 00:44:05,530 You're not going to lay on your back? 176 00:44:06,190 --> 00:44:07,930 You can do it all different ways. 177 00:44:09,210 --> 00:44:12,110 You know, whatever your husband likes. 178 00:44:16,290 --> 00:44:19,250 Yeah. So you see, you just take a stick like that. 179 00:44:19,830 --> 00:44:20,830 Pretty simple. 180 00:44:20,950 --> 00:44:22,710 This is how you please your husband. 181 00:44:26,310 --> 00:44:27,770 Oh my gosh. 182 00:44:34,250 --> 00:44:35,109 Keep watching. 183 00:44:35,110 --> 00:44:36,690 Do you want to know how to do it correctly? 184 00:44:37,030 --> 00:44:38,030 You're up next. 185 00:44:38,930 --> 00:44:44,730 You take it so good. 186 00:44:46,330 --> 00:44:48,630 I've had lots of practice with our husbands. 187 00:44:50,390 --> 00:44:51,610 She knows what I like. 188 00:46:04,010 --> 00:46:05,010 I think so. 189 00:46:05,090 --> 00:46:08,450 I mean, I think I can do it. 190 00:46:08,930 --> 00:46:11,570 Oh, you want to make sure you do it right. 191 00:46:12,730 --> 00:46:15,910 Oh, yes. 192 00:46:20,070 --> 00:46:23,170 What do you think, honey? Is that her turn now? 193 00:46:23,810 --> 00:46:24,810 I think so. 194 00:46:25,670 --> 00:46:26,670 She's earned it. 195 00:46:37,000 --> 00:46:38,000 Mm -hmm. 196 00:46:38,240 --> 00:46:40,940 Mm -hmm. 197 00:46:41,360 --> 00:46:47,960 Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm 198 00:46:47,960 --> 00:46:50,620 -hmm. Mm -hmm. 199 00:47:12,460 --> 00:47:13,760 Oh, wow. 200 00:47:14,100 --> 00:47:15,560 How does it feel, sister? 201 00:47:16,040 --> 00:47:17,840 Sister, it feels good. 202 00:47:18,540 --> 00:47:23,680 Oh, it feels 203 00:47:23,680 --> 00:47:32,180 really 204 00:47:32,180 --> 00:47:33,980 good. Oh, 205 00:47:35,800 --> 00:47:36,880 you're doing great. 206 00:48:10,220 --> 00:48:11,220 Oh my... 207 00:51:54,850 --> 00:51:55,890 Like that? 208 00:51:56,190 --> 00:51:58,670 Yeah. You're doing a great job. 209 00:56:50,250 --> 00:56:53,730 You did so much better. 210 00:59:27,430 --> 00:59:29,510 Keep your mouth open. 211 01:00:22,830 --> 01:00:23,830 Thanks, honey. 212 01:00:24,770 --> 01:00:27,750 Wow, this relationship has become incredible. 213 01:00:28,350 --> 01:00:29,350 Yeah. 214 01:00:29,770 --> 01:00:32,070 I mean, she is such a quick learner. 215 01:00:33,090 --> 01:00:35,330 Now that we've sorted out the teething problems. 216 01:00:35,610 --> 01:00:38,750 Yeah, definitely glad we got that one figured out. 217 01:01:19,980 --> 01:01:20,980 A room. 218 01:01:22,680 --> 01:01:23,680 Bed. 219 01:01:25,480 --> 01:01:26,820 Clean sheets. 220 01:01:29,240 --> 01:01:31,700 The accommodations are pleasant. 221 01:01:33,780 --> 01:01:36,680 But comfort isn't their number one priority. 222 01:01:38,780 --> 01:01:41,280 Until they discover your fertility. 223 01:01:51,280 --> 01:01:54,200 Then, they treat you like royalty. 224 01:01:58,920 --> 01:02:01,440 Especially on ceremony days. 225 01:02:08,540 --> 01:02:10,280 Why would one want to escape? 226 01:02:12,420 --> 01:02:14,900 Tell me, my dear, have you performed a ceremony before? 227 01:02:15,280 --> 01:02:16,400 Blessed be the fruit. 228 01:02:17,310 --> 01:02:20,530 During your time with us, I want to see you as little as possible. 229 01:02:20,890 --> 01:02:25,050 You can play your game, but let's not forget who's the wife and who's the 230 01:02:25,050 --> 01:02:27,990 handmaid. Praise be. May I truly be worthy. 231 01:02:34,230 --> 01:02:38,490 You may be his wife, but I'm the one he's fucking. 232 01:03:08,400 --> 01:03:09,400 Praise be. 233 01:03:09,680 --> 01:03:10,680 Praise be. 234 01:06:02,820 --> 01:06:06,680 I feel so honored being at the ceremony. Thank you. 235 01:06:07,200 --> 01:06:09,500 You're doing a great job, handmaid. 236 01:06:33,160 --> 01:06:34,160 That's enough of that. 237 01:06:34,360 --> 01:06:35,420 Remember what we heard. 238 01:06:39,620 --> 01:06:40,620 You're doing great. 239 01:09:45,420 --> 01:09:49,520 you to come it'll increase the chances of us getting a child oh yes ma 'am 240 01:13:53,640 --> 01:13:54,640 You're doing great. 241 01:14:03,080 --> 01:14:07,300 Everything looks perfect. 242 01:14:08,180 --> 01:14:09,700 Thank you ma 'am 243 01:14:57,410 --> 01:14:58,990 Remember we need you to come too. 244 01:15:31,280 --> 01:15:32,280 Maybe you should write them. 245 01:20:07,240 --> 01:20:08,900 and you didn't even finish inside of you? 246 01:20:10,680 --> 01:20:11,680 Oops. 247 01:20:16,000 --> 01:20:18,020 Go. Off to the Word Camp. 248 01:20:18,600 --> 01:20:20,280 You're never gonna see daylight again. 249 01:20:20,820 --> 01:20:21,820 Go. 250 01:27:11,470 --> 01:27:13,570 Oh my God. 251 01:27:42,820 --> 01:27:44,140 Hmm. Hmm. 252 01:28:53,039 --> 01:28:55,040 Oh, that's so good. 253 01:29:19,720 --> 01:29:20,720 Put it back, sweetie. 254 01:30:01,360 --> 01:30:03,100 Oh, yes. 255 01:30:49,000 --> 01:30:50,000 Oh. 256 01:31:24,940 --> 01:31:25,980 Just like that? Yeah. 257 01:32:37,770 --> 01:32:41,070 Oh my god. 258 01:33:26,040 --> 01:33:27,240 Oh, yeah. 259 01:33:30,520 --> 01:33:31,520 Oh, 260 01:33:34,480 --> 01:33:36,200 yeah. Just like that. That is good. 261 01:33:38,060 --> 01:33:39,060 Oh. 262 01:33:39,600 --> 01:33:40,600 Oh. 263 01:33:46,160 --> 01:33:50,920 Oh my God. Oh my God. 264 01:33:52,300 --> 01:33:53,700 Oh 265 01:33:53,700 --> 01:34:04,100 my 266 01:34:04,100 --> 01:34:05,100 God. 267 01:34:23,040 --> 01:34:24,320 Oh, yeah. 268 01:34:26,120 --> 01:34:27,200 Oh, 269 01:34:29,020 --> 01:34:32,040 yeah, it's so good. 270 01:34:34,280 --> 01:34:37,680 Oh, yeah. 271 01:35:13,550 --> 01:35:14,068 Oh, baby. 272 01:35:14,070 --> 01:35:15,570 You want me to come for you? 273 01:35:15,930 --> 01:35:17,270 Here? Here? 274 01:35:18,150 --> 01:35:19,150 Oh, baby. 275 01:35:19,530 --> 01:35:21,270 Here. Oh. 276 01:35:22,350 --> 01:35:25,090 Oh. Oh. Oh, my God. 277 01:35:25,510 --> 01:35:26,890 Oh, my God. 278 01:35:29,070 --> 01:35:30,490 Oh, my God. 279 01:35:31,830 --> 01:35:32,830 Oh, 280 01:35:34,130 --> 01:35:35,130 my God. 281 01:35:35,570 --> 01:35:36,570 Oh, my God. 282 01:35:37,190 --> 01:35:38,530 Oh, my God. 283 01:37:31,080 --> 01:37:32,840 Pugsley, what are you doing? 284 01:37:34,400 --> 01:37:35,400 Practicing. 285 01:37:37,380 --> 01:37:39,640 Why are your pants down, Pugsley? 286 01:37:41,240 --> 01:37:46,800 Uh... You're being a complete pervert in front of your sister again. 287 01:37:47,560 --> 01:37:49,860 Why are your pants down in front of Wednesday? 288 01:37:50,220 --> 01:37:51,460 You know what that means. 289 01:37:53,300 --> 01:37:56,120 No dungeon for a week. 290 01:37:57,780 --> 01:37:58,780 But... 291 01:38:00,560 --> 01:38:01,980 You know what that means? 292 01:38:02,240 --> 01:38:04,300 You're going to have to go play in the sun. 293 01:38:06,100 --> 01:38:07,600 No more dungeon for you. 294 01:41:57,760 --> 01:41:58,880 Get out of here! 295 01:42:20,940 --> 01:42:21,960 Oh, fuck. 296 01:43:04,970 --> 01:43:05,970 Hmm. 297 01:43:07,990 --> 01:43:08,990 Hmm. 298 01:43:49,740 --> 01:43:50,740 Oh. 299 01:45:49,600 --> 01:45:51,000 Okay. 300 01:46:20,560 --> 01:46:21,560 Nice. 301 01:47:32,880 --> 01:47:33,880 Thank you. 302 01:51:28,080 --> 01:51:30,920 Don't be scared. I'm sorry I almost blew your dick off. 303 01:51:32,340 --> 01:51:33,340 Come here. 304 01:51:50,300 --> 01:51:53,440 Let me check if there's any damage. 305 01:53:54,480 --> 01:53:55,480 Thank you. 306 01:54:37,550 --> 01:54:38,550 Mwah. 307 01:55:19,000 --> 01:55:20,460 Do you want to fuck me? 308 01:55:44,970 --> 01:55:45,970 Yeah. 309 02:00:17,960 --> 02:00:18,960 It's so good. 310 02:02:11,340 --> 02:02:12,340 Fuck yes. 311 02:06:20,730 --> 02:06:22,130 What? 312 02:06:39,820 --> 02:06:41,220 Yeah. 313 02:09:52,620 --> 02:09:53,820 Now go away, puzzling.